Music: Bouncing Souls - Bullyin' the Jukebox

Feeling: Frustrated

Well, I made a mistake, kinda.

All of my mail is sent to my best friend's house because I moved and didn't know my mom's address when I filled out the change of address form. I get a call from him, "Marci, I have two packages for you. I don't know what they are. Did you order anything?"

I hadn't ordered anything. So, I just thought they were random mailings that everyone gets and I disregarded what the packages may be.

Well, the packages were dirty books. I'm talking trashy romance novels. My first thought was, "OH! Free Porn!".

And if anyone has read backdated entries of my diary, will know how much I like my porn.

So, anyways, I start reading one of the books. Not a bad plot, but I wanted to get into the hardcore sex scenes.

You know what I found? Nothing. No good sex scenes. No good discriptions. No good visualizations. Nothing. I can't even get good whack material out of this.

I was, however, rooting the guy on. I wanted him to get laid almost as much as I wanted the porn to begin. Let's just say he got an abundance of sex. But, I got none of the porn I wanted. I compare these books to late night Cinemax, just downplayed. Let's just say, I'm not impressed with Cinemax at all. *sigh*

I still have a few more that I'm debating on even reading. If the porn content was even comparable to this book, I'm going to be highly disappointed.

I want better porn, damnnit!

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